Morons Shoot At Newspaper Boys, Thinking They Were Burglars!
Published on March 5, 2010
Jerry Stefani and Douglas Wienberg, walking arguments for stricter gun control. Our saga begins when Wienberg's wife thought she saw someone creeping along a fence outside her home...So hubby Douglas went outside to see a delivery truck drive away. Along with fellow idiot Jerry Stefani, they decided to grab their guns and give chase. But the newspaper carriers in the truck thought that robbers were following them. When their truck got stuck, they fled on foot. Wienberg and Stefani, apparently having seen one too many action movie, opened fire. Fortunately, they suck at shooting as much as they do deductive reasoning. No one was hurt. The newspaper guys were simply delivering papers in the neighborhood when they were presumed to be bad guys. Our two heroes were booked into the Escambia County jail for aggravated assault.